Just as the GPS guides motorists along their travels, so does a DPS guide two people on a first date, by discretely alerting them to when they’ve gone too far or not far enough.
Tom, Dick and Harriet
Harriet is in love with Tom and Dick, and she wants a baby. She knows conception will make one man a father and the other an angry former lover. So, she devises an ingenious plan to get a baby without losing a lover.
Lost at Sea
A dark comedy about a dying playwright who wants to find out which of his three children loves him the most. So he takes them on a cruise and asks them to write his will, but they must unanimously agree on its content before docking in Italy.
Chuck Golly is running for president. His mother, the former First Lady, thinks he is incompetent and would be a disaster as the commander in chief. She remains silent until it looks like he will win and intends to nuke terrorist regimes.
Heart Throb and High Flyer
A two-character romantic comedy about Jack and Jill, whose marriage is on boring auto-pilot. Desperate to find love, they adopt code names and turn to internet match websites, finding lovers remarkably similar to their spouses.
A romantic comedy about Winnie, an Alzheimer’s patient, who finds joy in a good life relived. Unaware of the vivid inner life Winnie is enjoying and acting out, family members bemoan what seems to them crazy antics.
Candide Does America
A sequel to the Voltaire classic, in which a modern-day Candide travels throughout the U.S., Antarctica and Iraq to see if this is the best of all possible countries, as his master, Pangloss, insists.
ARIA Play script for stage readings, performance, theater production. Read online. A romantic comedy about an Alice-in-Wonderland world of confused sexual orientation, in which straight and gay are never quite what they appear – a satire of sexual mores.